A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to
crash and that they are all going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims,
”I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an
animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die,let me at
least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to
make me feel like woman?”
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What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
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This guy’s wife asks, “Honey if I died would you remarry?”
He replies, “Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all
need companionship, I guess I would.”
She says, “If I died and you remarried, would she live in this
house?”
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Three men were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer(as they do), and
discussing how stupid their wives were.
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Maria and Pedro got married. Pedro was a “man about town” so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.
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