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A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A  
truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he`s about  
to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrives he explains what happened: “Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to rass!!” The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, “You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your hand is still ttached to it!!” The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out , “Bloodclaat!! Mi rolex!!!”