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A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down,  
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next  
to him.  ”No,” he says. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” says  
the other. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for  
the final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?” “Well,
 
actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with  
me, but she passed away. This is the first cup final we haven’t  
been to together since we got married.”  ”Oh … I’m so sorry to hear that.  
That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else; a friend or relative,  
or even a neighbour to take the seat?”
The man shakes his head. “No. They’re all at the funeral.”