This guy’s wife asks, “Honey if I died would you remarry?”
He replies, “Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all
need companionship, I guess I would.”
She says, “If I died and you remarried, would she live in this
house?”
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Three men were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer(as they do), and
discussing how stupid their wives were.
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Maria and Pedro got married. Pedro was a “man about town” so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. . . . . . . . . . I just can’t take that chance.”
Where’s the wife?
A man left work Friday afternoon, but, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his paycheck without telling his wife.
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After Mr. Berg retired, Mrs. Berg insisted her husband accompany
her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Berg was like most
men–he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get
out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Berg was like most women–she
loved to browse. One day Mrs. Berg received the following letter from
her local Wal-Mart.
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