You have a call
April 25th, 2009
A Jamaican man is sitting watching television and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan. “Ay! Wa’ dat for?” he shouts. “Me find one paper inna unu pocket wid a gyal name pon it, “Miss Maisy” she says.
“Wa ya mean? Me an’ me frien’ leroy went a race track last week and Miss Maisy is de name a de ‘orse weh run ina de first race” he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching tv again and `WACK!’ one lick inna him head-back with a dutch-pot.
“Oooowww” he shouts, “wa’ dat for now?”
“Yu horse deh pan di phone!”