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Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down
next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
 
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
 
The Browning looked at Tom and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Tom says,
“You know, I bet he’ll jump. The blond replied, “Well, I bet he
won’t.” Tom
placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
 
“You’re on!”
 
Just as the Browning placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
Swan dive off the building, plummeting to his death. The blond was
very upset
and handed her $20 to Tom, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.
 
Tom replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock
news and so I knew he would jump.”  
 
 
The Browning replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Tom took the money.

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A BLONDE IS STUPID WHEN:  
 
 
* SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO MEASURE HOW LONG SHE HAD SLEPT.  
 
* SHE STUDIED FOR A BLOOD TEST  
 
* SHE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER  
 
* SHE SPENDS 20 MINUTES STARING AT THE ORANGE JUICE BOX BECAUSE IT SAID “CONCENTRATE”  
 
* SHE PUTS LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO “MAKE UP HER MIND”  
 
* SHE TRIES TO PUT M&M`S IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER  
 
* TRIED TO DROWN THE FISH  
 
* SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH